Tuesday, February 11, 1997
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Copyright © 1997 Darren Bleuel
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Gav: I GOTTA think of something to give Shea for Valentine's Day.
King Luca: Send her a photo of King Luca! It drives the women crazy!
Gav: I'm serious, Luca.
King Luca: KING Luca!
Gav: Shea means more to me than even Pixie Stix[tm]! I gotta get her something that reflects that!
Gav: The problem is that she doesn't fall for easy, sappy stuff like flowers or candy.
King Luca: I think I have a few glossys with me. You can have them.
Gav: 'cept for PEZ[tm].
Gav: I KNOW! She hates people! I'll destroy the world for her!
King Luca: By Friday?