Wednesday, September 10, 1997
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Danny: It's a real shame about Princess Diana, hm?
Gav: [[reading paper with headline Di Dies]] Why? She's still alive!
Gav: Think about it! Faking her own death was her only way of simultaneously escaping the paparazzi for good and appeasing the royal family. And what better way than framing the group that drove her to do it?
Gav: Of course! It MUST be true! It's on the Internet! Take a look!
Danny: [[on computer]] Gee, it's so compelling, it almost hides the fact that there's no solid supporting evidence whatsoever!
Gav: It should be! I spent an hour on it!