[[Gav sitting in front of TV]]
TV anchor Brooke: ...And now the 10 o'clock news! Tonight find out one simple step you can take to avoid a horribly gruesome death, important drastic changes in the law, and which toothpaste contains a deadly poison...

[[Gav sitting in front of TV]]
TV anchor Brooke: ...But first, here's a meaningless human interest story about a housewife and her cat followed by 55 minutes of anchorman Slate MacNeal and me engaging in droll small talk.

[[Gav sitting in front of TV, slinking further in his chair]]
Gav thinking: Well, I guess it's better than waiting through 55 minutes of El Niño on the other network.
TV anchor Brooke: So, Slate, it sure has been cold lately hasn't it?
TV anchor Slate: Right you are, Brooke!

{{Storyline title text: Nightlife}}