Friday, December 5, 1997
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Drunk: Nuthuh beer puhleeze.
Jill: I don't think so, buddy!
Gav: At what point do you cut someone off, Jill?
Jill: Well, rule number ONE is NEVER serve alcohol to the UNCONSCIOUS. But I also have a second criterion.
Gav: Which is...?
Jill: It's a test in which I make the drunk balance a lime on his nose while downing a shot of tequila.
Jill: That usually leads me back to rule number one.