Friday, April 24, 1998
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Copyright © 1998 Darren Bleuel
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[[Outside on campus, protest in progress]]
[[Protestor's sign: Rats are people, too!]]
Gav: What's all this then?
Protestor: We're protesting the inhuman use of animals in research!
Gav: Uh huh, nice leather boots. Would you be willing to sign this volunteer form to personally test all new drugs and this affidavit assuring you will never accept any kind of medical treatment?
Protestor: All animal research is unnecessary, cruel, and unnecessary!
[[Giant robot ant in near background]]
Gav: ...like, say for instance you were suddenly hospitalized after being crushed in the mandibles of a giant remote-control insect...
Protestor: Where are you going with this?