Wednesday, May 13, 1998
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Copyright © 1998 Darren Bleuel
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[[Suzy Gee and Danny watch TV]]
Danny: What's up?
Suzy: Gav's on Jerry Springer! He's pummeling the guests with his robot ant.
Danny: MY robot ant!
[[On TV: Gav has the ant attack guests]]
Suzy: I'm a bit worried about him.
Danny: Why? My ant is indestructable.
Suzy: Think about it! What is Springer famous for? White trash, nudity, fist fights, nude white trash in fist fights, and one other thing...
TV: Steve! Restrain that bug!
TV: Screw you, Springer.
Box: "Surprise guests!"
Shea: Gav, we need to talk.
[[The rubber band in Gav's hair breaks.]]