Friday, May 15, 1998
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[[Gav faces Shea. Caption "Jerry Springer: Surprise! Your ant's not the only one breaking things up"]]
Gav: You're breaking up with me?!?
[[Gav's other rubber band breaks]]
Shea: I just can't handle a long-distance relationship, Gav!
Gav: And you had to tell me this on the Jerry Springer Show?
Shea: I needed to tell you before you left Chicago!
[[Ant, Gav, Shea, and Jerry, no dialogue]]
Jerry: Look guys, if you don't start swearing or hitting each other soon, we're going to have to go to commercial.
Gav: I WISH YOU WOULD!