Friday, July 30, 1999
* * * WISH FOR MY BOOK! (Nukees:d/dx), not selling at Plan 9! * * *
Copyright © 1999 Darren Bleuel
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Suzy Gee: Stop staring at my breasts, Gav.
Gav: It's a purely professional interest--my webcam needs the traffic
Suzy Gee: Well stop it. They aren't real anyway.
Gav: What?! You got implants? Uberbra?
Suzy Gee: No, it's just that I'm fat right now. The "real me" is 10 pounds lighter. Since breasts are mostly fat, their "true size" is smaller too.
Gav: Isn't the "real you" about five inches shorter, too?
Suzy Gee: Oh yeah, you are gonna have NO trouble picking up women tonight.