Friday, October 1, 1999
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Copyright © 1999 Darren Bleuel
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Gav: So Teri, what would you like to do today?
Teri: I'm bored. Hook me up to the Internet.
Gav: "I thought you didn't like the Internet."
Teri: "Anything is better than living in a calculator."
Gav: Well, maybe... Do you promise to be good?
Teri: Oh yes, yes! I'll be good.
Gav: I don't know. You DID eat my palm pilot.
Teri: Had to be done. It was turning evil.