Wednesday, November 22, 2000
* * * WISH FOR MY BOOK! (Nukees:d/dx), not selling at Plan 9! * * *
Copyright © 2000 Darren Bleuel
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[[Luca encounters the Lawbot, which continues dashing out papers]]
Luca: Pardon me, esteemed Lawbot. Might you please discontinue this paper product hurling business long enough to output your creator's location?
[[Luca wanders around to the back of the robot]]
Luca [[thinking]]: Hm, it must not have voice recognition. Wonder if there's a keyboard or something in back?
[[having been unsuccessful, Luca returns to a desk in front of the Lawbot]]
Luca [[thinking]]: Nope ... maybe there's a remote control over here
[[the Lawbot shoots out another bundled papers, hitting Luca in the head]]
Luca [[shouting]]: ACK!
[[Luca sits on the floor in front of the desk, holding the now unbundled paper, while the Lawbot continues spewing out a book]]
Luca: SIR, for EFFICIENCY'S sake, I DO hope this is a declaration of war!