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It is a well-known fact* that suspicious characters
with opaque glasses always have blonde hair. What is it about these mystery
men (and they are almost always men) that they should wear these other-worldly
spectacles which not only hide their eyes completely, but seem to wrap around
their heads as you walk around them? What kind of evil alien technology is
at work here? And why are they all blonde? The Society for Unraveling
the Eyeless Blonde Conspirarcy (SUSBEC)
vows to unravel this mystery! But we need your help! Just by
visiting this webpage, you are considered a Society for Unraveling the
Eyeless Blonde Conspiracy Trainee. Our motto is "Everyone is a SUSBECT!"
*By "well-known," we refer the reader to reference himself or herself, who knows of this fact and therefore 100% of the reader's sampled population is aware of this fact. By "fact," we mean "opinion."