[[Shea and Gav sitting at a bar]]
Gav: How long was I passed out, Shea?
Shea: Judging by the mush mark on your face, I'd guess at least an hour.
Gav: Jill?
[[Offstage]]
Jill: A hour and a half!

Shea:: So how'd this happen, Gav?
Gav: Well, I guess I hit my head pretty hard. I meant to just fake passing out to avoid talking to some freak at the bar.
Shea: Why do those bar weirdos always wanna talk to YOU?

Gav: I dunno. Why don't you ask him? He never actually STOPPED talking to me!
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