[[Danny and Gav stand facing each other. Danny is pressing a button on a small object in his hand.]]
Danny: Look Gav! I got one of those electronic "Gigapets"(tm) . I press the food and sleep buttons and the little blob eventually grows into a bigger blob!
Gav: Feh!
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[[Gav holds up a rectangular object resembling a calculator.]]
Danny: Feh?
Gav: I own a "Terapet!" It's specially programmed on my HP calculator. It has razor sharp claws, knife blades for teeth, artificial intelligence that passes the Turing Test, and is trained in Tai Chi, Russian, and the works of Monty Python.

Danny: What does it eat?
Gav: Other people's Gigapets.

[[Gav's gigapet eats Danny's gigapet]]
Danny: AHH!
Gav: By INFRARED!
Danny's gigapet: HELP ME!
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{{Storyline: And Teri is born!}}