Suzy Gee: You have no idea where you've been all summer?
Gav: Well, after Shea dumped me, I decided I needed a few drinks...

Gav: I woke up three weeks later in Mexico-- alone, naked and painted blue-- tongue-deep in seven different brands of half-empty tequila bottles.
Danny: Is that your cruise missile out back?

Suzy Gee: Wow! What did you do next?!
Gav: Hm? I did say HALF-empty, right?
Gav: Don't touch that, Danny.