[[Gav approaches a Mobil-Exxonico service station on foot]]
Gav: Okay, that was a 45 minute walk from where we ran out of gas at three miles per hour...

[[Gav fills a cup at the pump]]
Gav: ...that's 2.25 miles. We get 20 miles to the gallon. 1 small Icee™ ≈ 1 pint

[[Gav walks along beside the highway]]
Gav: 1 pint ÷ 8 pints
gallon × 20 miles
gallon = 2.5 miles... Perfect!

[[The car comes to a stop]]
Gav: CRAP!
Suzy Gee: You know, Gav, this is why English majors make fun of us.
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