Suzy Gee: Stop staring at my breasts, Gav.
Gav: It's a purely professional interest--my webcam needs the traffic

Suzy Gee: Well stop it. They aren't real anyway.

Gav: What?! You got implants? Uberbra?
Suzy Gee: No, it's just that I'm fat right now. The "real me" is 10 pounds lighter. Since breasts are mostly fat, their "true size" is smaller too.

Gav: Isn't the "real you" about five inches shorter, too?
Suzy Gee: Oh yeah, you are gonna have NO trouble picking up women tonight.