So deluded King Luca
Then Took me in hand
And said he would teach me
But in his own land.

I would have to revere and
Accept indignations
To learn of Laplace and
Lorentz Transformations.

Well I sighed and said,
"Fine, oh Illustrious One!"
And he said not to worry
"'Cuz Physics is fun!"

Then we sauntered to Flake's to
Partake of bar tonics!
In an hour, he said, I would
Learn wave harmonics.