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COMIC TRANSCRIPTION:

Suzy Gee: You're assuming a bell curve describes the distribution of human intelligence, which is only true for a statistically RANDOM population.

[[Suzy Gee's left-hunchbacked bell curve for humans]]
Suzy Gee: "However, after only a few generations governed by the universal law of moronic propogation, the I.D.F. will look more like THIS..."

Gav: Universal Law of...?
Suzy Gee: STUPID PEOPLE BREED.

Gav: Suzy Gee, Marry Me NOW. Have my children.
Suzy Gee: Really, Gav. You don't need to ENFORCE the law.