[[Luca is about to open the door leading to the Lawbot]]
Luca [[thinking]]: This giant is a formidable opponent. HowEVER, an honest heart and superior strategy always prevails.

[[In the midst of flying papers, Luca fends off a papery projectile with his sceptre
spear-hybrid]]
Luca: Parry!

[[Luca swirls his sceptre, fending off more papers]]
Luca: Riposte!

Luca: D-odge!
[[A paper hits Luca in the head]]
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Luca [[thinking]]: Ow. Gotta work on that.

[[Luca stabs the Lawbot with the spear]]
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Luca: Lunge!

[[Luca jumps over a desk, away from the Lawbot]]
Luca: And NOW, evil-doer, justice IS blind!

[[Luca hides under the desk]]
Luca [[thinking]]: Or whatever. For the chronicles, I'll have to come up with wittier repartee.