Gav: Your husband is the duck-headed guy from this judgement scene you showed me earlier, isn't he?
Ma'at: Ibis-headed. His name is Thoth. He records the results...
Gav: You married a stenographer?

Gav: Of course! Suddenly everything seems so obvious! You're married. The note was from Jeannie. Danny's in jail. Inertia is a second order effect of the universe's cumulative gravitational force. Spreading peanut butter on both slices will keep the bread from getting soggy...

Gav: ...And I've been a complete idiot for the past 29 years.
Ma'at: Not an idiot, Gav. Just not terribly observant.