Danny: Oh BOTHER, Friar Tux! Where is a keyboard? The fair maid Teri-N has fallen ill!

Danny: Aaah... I would not know how to heal her anyhow. I am a plasma physics theorist, not a programmer. We need to enlist the aid of the Computer Science departement.

Danny: But they may not work for free. We must bring barter. Look for hardware we can spare--or some commodity they may require...

Danny: Well, I hardly see how a CostCo bag of cheez noodles will help us. But if you want to carry it...