Danny: Mr. Geek, sir? I have a problem.
Gav: Just one?

Gav: Your "problem" involves a certain artificial intelligence?
Danny: I do not care to think of her as "artificial."

Gav: Yes, well, I don't always care to think of her as intelligent, either, but neither of us answer to the name Alan Turing, do we?
Danny: She is more of an "Advanced Lifeform."

Gav: Compared to what?
Danny: Everything except cockroaches and Starbucks.