Nukees
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Wednesday, September 3, 2003
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COMIC TRANSCRIPTION:

[[Gav and The 'Date' are standing by the car arguing]]
Gav: YOU think you can threaten ME?! I cheat death on a daily basis! I've beaten EGG WHITES more threatening than YOU!!

[[Gav continues, face closeup from The 'Date's' perspective]]
Gav: I rip the BOLTS off of TWENTY-TON ROBOTS! I've defeated GIANT ELECTRIC ZOMBIE SQUID!! I've been struck by FREAKIN' LIGHTNING!! I DIED, for frank's sake!! What do you think YOUR puny hairgel-soaked ASS can serve up against THAT?!

[[The 'Date' proceeds to punch Gav in the nose, side view]]
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[[Gav has turned to the side, holding his nose, whilst The 'Date' stands with fists at the ready]]
Gav: [[thought bubble]] Where's an electric zombie squid when you need one?
Casanovocaine: I can TELL why people want you dead... You won't SHUT UP!