Jerry: Steve? What the . . . ?
Steve: Our final is "open book," if you recall . . . Heh heh heh.

Steve: I checked out every book in the library on this subject yesterday!
Jerry: You read all these books last night?!

Steve: What? Of course not. I played video games and watched "An American Idol Ramadan." Who needs to study? Open book, baby!

Steve: [[whispering]] Psst. How do you look up "d^2 Φ
dx^2 - 1
L^2 Φ(x) = - S(x)
D" in the Dewey Decimal System?"
Jerry: 957.UR.SCREWED . . .