Suzy Gee: You use contractions when you're upset, Danny?
Danny: Of course not. If that were true, I would be using them all the time. Do you know how much causality violation it takes to correct that?

Suzy Gee: What?
Danny: Nothing. Why did you have to tell anyone that?! Does it help you if I am uncomfortable?

Suzy Gee: I honestly believe it does!
Danny: It does not! Stop feeling better!