Jeannie: Hm, I guess I should've pegged you for a pig, Gav.
Gav: Well, yes, but it's not that... It's just...

Jeannie: What?
Gav: I just realized I can't really tell you...
Jeannie: Why not?

Gav: Let's just say that my long-term relationship needs are... uh...
Gav: ...reserved.

Jeannie: That'd be the only thing about you that's reserved.
Gav: Kicking while vulnerable! Foul! Penalty! Gav gets two minutes uncontested behind the bar!!