Gav: Look, I totally support your cause, man, believe me, but I really need to find...
Bacchus: SURE, a few vinters toast me now and then, but it's not like the OLD party days...

Gav: A common lament amongst frat boys...
Bacchus: That is IT! Maenads, ATTACK!

Bacchus: Hmf, in the OLD days, drunk naked women would be clawing your body to shreds by now.
Gav: Sure, that's what you all promise, but once you've paid ten bucks to get in, it's all Pabst kegs and puked-on burlap upholstery!