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[[Jezebel is giving Gav CPR, after the ant knocked the life out of him. Gav is coming to from his trip to the afterlife]]
Gav: [[thinking]] Okay, the nose pinching is kinda S&M-sexy, but the blowing, I'm not sure I understand...

Gav: <> Ack! Gad, has the church gone soft on necrophilia these days, too?!
Jezebel: You're alive!

Jezebel: I was administering C.P.R., you spaz!!
Gav: C.P.R?

Gav: Look, you can keep your "Christian Perversion Rituals" to yourself!
Jezebel: [[thinking]] <> Maybe thirty more seconds without oxygen would've done it...