Danny: Thank you for giving me a ride, Gav.
Gav: A gallon of beer for a gallon of gas! That's my policy!

[[It's pouring outside]]
Danny: Um... Can you see?
Gav: There's a new law in California that makes you turn on your headlights when your windshield wipers are on.

Danny: So?
Gav: So now I don't use my wipers. I'll be DAMNED if I let THEM tell ME how to drive in the rain!

Danny: It is meant to increase visibility!
Gav: That can't be right. I can't see a thing!