Gav: Where did you send her?
Danny: I did not send Cecilia anywhere. An unnamed impulsive button pusher, on the other hand.
Danny: Oh dear.

Gav: "Oh dear?" Do you mean "holy crap?"
Danny: Actually, I mean something far more vulgar. The ordinate offset was inadvertently declared as an UNSIGNED integer.

Gav: Nice use of responsibility-avoiding passive voice. But so what?
Danny: So it should have been a SIGNED integer! You may have teleported her outside the limits of our normal universe!

By "normal," you mean the one with a TELEPORTER in it?
Danny: Fortunately, the parallel universe's technology is EMBARRASSINGLY archaic. Had it even rudimentary functionality, she would have, by now, been consumed by a troll.