Thursday, May 1, 1997
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Figment of Gav's Imagination: I still don't think you get it, Gav! You've passed out in a bar. This is just a dream sequence. Anything you can imagine can happen!
Gav: Well, you're freaking me out. What the hell are you and why couldn't you have been Tori Amos?
[[Figment of Gav's Imagination goes <>]]
[[Figment of Gav's Imagination has turned into Tori Amos]]
Tori Amos: HI!
Gav: Yow! Well if that's the case, let's "poof" out of this bar, wink wink!
[[The scene changes into a graveyard]]
Tori Amos: Okay, I know I'm just an aspect of your own personality, but have you thought about therapy?
Gav: Oh, this from a chick who sings a song called "Hello Mister Zebra?"