Wednesday, October 1, 1997
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Gav: So Jill, ever notice how drunk drivers always kill sober drivers but never seem to die in those same accidents, themselves?
Jill: It helps to be relaxed.
Gav: Plus, when the bars close at two, drunks will hit sober drivers, but never hit each other even though 40% of the road is D.U.I. at 2A.M.
Jill: Swerving in sync you think?
Gav: OBVIOUSLY, the solution is to get EVERYONE to drive drunk! All the time! You know where I'm coming from?
Jill: Yeah, that's why I took your keys a half an hour ago...