Friday, September 11, 1998
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[[Danny and King Luca are up to shenanigans in the background]]
Suzy Gee: So have any of you guys heard anything from Gav yet?
Steve: Who's Gav?
Suzy Gee: That's right, you're new. Gav was going to take over the school, but then his girlfriend broke up with him on Jerry Springer and no one's heard from him since.
[[Danny drops balls from the top of a ladder, aiming for the tube in the center of a toliet paper roll. King Luca eggs him on.]]
Suzy Gee: What about, uh, you guys?
Suzy Gee: Of course, "strange" is a relative scale.
Steve: So on a scale between Danny and King Luca, how strange is Gav?
Suzy Gee: That's a much too narrow scale.