Nukees (by Darren Bleuel) Presents ... The King Luca Agnostic Holiday Special!

Narration: 'Twas the night after finals
And all through Berkeley,
Not a student was lurking
'Cept me --- Suzy Gee

Narration: The grades were all posted
Without any fuss,
And I laughed when I saw it:
My Physics "D+."

Narration: I planned my degree ere this
Millenium's done
(Since it won't really start
Until 2001).
Calendar Heading: January 2001
Calendar Pen Marking: Graduate before this day!!

Narration: I cried, "I can't learned this had I
TWO more millenia!"
When in walked our spokesman
For Schizophrenia.

Narration: "Oh Luca!" I sobbed! And I
Told him the thing.
He looked down and said, "You will
Address me as 'King'."

Narration: I drew back to smack him
But he laughed and just smiled
"Pay homage and learn more
Than physics my child!"