Wednesday, January 12, 2005
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Gav: Danny! Ixnay on the isicsphay!
Rita: No, don't suppress your friend's curiosity! What have you discovered, Daniel?
Danny: Well it is quite simple, really. Starting from the axiom that supreme beings are omnipresent, via the uncertainty principle, his or her momentum, and thus temperature, approaches zero.
Christine: But only in an infinite universe, assuming the Lord has mass.
Gav: Oh my god, please tell me you're not here to talk about PHYSICS?
Rita: Oh no.
Rita: We're here to talk about the Lord Jesus Christ!
Gav: [[recoiling like a vampire seeing a cross]] AH!