Danny: Look, Gav, I bought a compact disc!

Gav: Danny, You don't own a CD player.
Danny: Now I can list my CDs on my web page!

Gav: "CD," not "CDs." You own ONE CD!
Danny: [[Sitting a computer monitor]] Look at the shiny background on my music page. It looks like my CD!
Gav: These are Gregorian Chants?

Danny: Gregorian Chants have become more "hip" recently.
Gav: "Shiva is a monk rocker?"
Danny: And multi-cultural...