[[Gav's Valentine poem]]
I want to write your name
With a laser on the moon,
Litter leaflets of your fame
from Qatar to Cancun,
Carve your mug on Rushmore
In place of Washington,
for you, I'd start world war
If I had Plutonium.
But I don't have the power
To honor such a face,
Can't make the masses cower
Beneath your awesome grace.

I'd like to wreck those treasures
To demonstrate I care,
For how else can one measure
A feeling that's so rare?
I'll hand the world to you
By force one day, sweetie.
For fireworks I'll have to
Suspend an arms treaty
So please don't think I'm morbid
When the world gets in the way
And I nuke 'em all from orbit
Because I love you, Shea.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S,
Love Gav