Shea: It was nice of your mom to have me over for thanksgiving dinner, Gav.
Someone offpanel: Gav, would you please say grace?

Gav: I'd just like to give thanks that I'm not this turkey, having been ruthlessly decapitated, plucked, roasted, and my innards replaced with wet croutons.

Shea: When did you turn vegetarian?
Gav: Just the opposite. Experience shows I end up taking home more leftovers this way.
Someone offpanel: That's the last time Gav says grace!
Gav: Oooh! An unexpected bonus!