Gav: I can't belive Shea's really leaving me for law school!
Suzy Gee: Well think about it, Gav! What do you find attractive about Shea?

Gav: Huh? Well she's smart.... independent....
Suzy Gee: Exactly! You wouldn't like her if she were to give up her life for you. I'm guessing she wouldn't be very attracted to a guy who would drop out of school to chase her, either.

Gav: My head hurts.
Suzy Gee: Behavioral psychology is my minor. Tragic irony and human suffering are just my hobbies.