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Friday, May 8, 1998
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COMIC TRANSCRIPTION:

[[TV caption: Jerry Springer "I want to slaughter your guests"]]
JerrySpringer: Hi, I'm Jerry Springer. On todays's show we have a young man from Berkeley who would like to cleanse the gene pool of any and
or all of my guests. Right, Gav?

[[Gav and giant robot ant sitting on stage]]
Gav: That's right, Jerry. More specifically, I'm demanding you institute mandatory sterilization of all of your white-trash, hyper-procreating, size 42 spandex wearing, inbred guests before they're allowed on.

[[Suzy watching on TV]]
JerrySpringer: That's a great idea! Let's bring out the Norplant and the K.K.K.
Gav: And since you refuse, my giant ant is going to crush -- What did you say, Jerry?
[[Suzy, thinking]]
Suzy: I forgot this was sweeps month!