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[[TV caption: Jerry Springer "I want to slaughter your guests"]] JerrySpringer: Hi, I'm Jerry Springer. On todays's show we have a young man from Berkeley who would like to cleanse the gene pool of any and or all of my guests. Right, Gav?
[[Gav and giant robot ant sitting on stage]] Gav: That's right, Jerry. More specifically, I'm demanding you institute mandatory sterilization of all of your white-trash, hyper-procreating, size 42 spandex wearing, inbred guests before they're allowed on.
[[Suzy watching on TV]] JerrySpringer: That's a great idea! Let's bring out the Norplant and the K.K.K. Gav: And since you refuse, my giant ant is going to crush -- What did you say, Jerry? [[Suzy, thinking]] Suzy: I forgot this was sweeps month!
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