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[[TV caption: Jerry Springer  "I want to slaughter your guests"]]JerrySpringer: Hi, I'm Jerry Springer. On todays's show we have a young man from Berkeley who would like to cleanse the gene pool of any and
 or all of my guests. Right, Gav?
 
 [[Gav and giant robot ant sitting on stage]]
 Gav: That's right, Jerry. More specifically, I'm demanding you institute mandatory sterilization of all of your white-trash, hyper-procreating, size 42 spandex wearing, inbred guests before they're allowed on.
 
 [[Suzy watching on TV]]
 JerrySpringer: That's a great idea! Let's bring out the Norplant and the K.K.K.
 Gav: And since you refuse, my giant ant is going to crush -- What did you say, Jerry?
 [[Suzy, thinking]]
 Suzy: I forgot this was sweeps month!
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