Steve: My first midterm at U.C. Berkeley... A little nervous... But I studied... I'll do fine... I'll do fine... I'll do fine...
Professor: Before we start, just a reminder on the U.C. system policy on cheating

Professor: If any of the roaming security guards suspect you of cheating or if the laser iris tracking system installed in your desks detect excessive eye movement, you will be immediately ejected from the school.
Student: Criminy!

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Professor: You'll note I am using the term "ejected" quite literally. Eyes forward please!
Steve: I think I've forgotten my name.