[[Gav and Danny leave a lecture room, Gav throwing the door open.]]
Gav: AUGH! That colloquium was torture! Why not just show two hours of "Small Wonder" reruns?!

Gav: They need to jazz these things up -- throw in chainsaw juggling or something. At least get a snazzy topic like... uh...
Danny: ...Depression of electromagnetic propogation in a Bose-Einstein condensate?

Gav: YES!
Steve: Please tell me we won't turn into that one day.
Suzy Gee: Don't worry. It takes about 10 years. You won't even notice.