[[Gav is making cutsie faces at his calculator, Steve is watching]]
Gav: How is my widdle Hewitt Packard? Is your kee-yute widdle micwopwocessor hungwy?
Teri: Just push the damn button Meatsack.

[[Steve is talking to Suzy Gee, who is sitting at her desk]]
Steve: Am I the only one bothered that Gav is talking to his calculator?
Suzy Gee: Oh, that's just Teri...

Steve: He named his calculator?
Suzy Gee: Sorta. She's a "terapet". He programmed her. She's like a digital creature.

Steve: And she's intelligent?
Suzy Gee: At least as intelligent as Gav.
Gav: [[from beyond the frame]] Ow!