{{continuing the agnostica story, narrated by Suzy Gee}}
Yes, their minds were all empty, their cheeks all afluster,
And their eyes were long dead of that young high school luster.

They migrated to Luca; somehow they'd heard
Of the man that could teach that which seemed so absurd.

"We thought we had learned it!" they cried to the king
Who said, "Hush now my subjects, come under my wing!"

And he taught the same physics I'd come to admire.
By the end of the week, they were calling him "Sire!"