Steve: Fine! I can just check the GavCam archive to see where you were last week!

Gav: HA! What makes you think I have the resources to archive a full week?! Our webspace quotas are too small for that! Watch me stand here and whistle fearlessly as you waste your time!

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Steve: Say, is that tune you're whistling available on your secret three gigabyte pirate MP3 site that you run from 27 forged Geocities accounts and the collective temp directories of our lab's parallel computing facility?

Gav: [[thinking]] This young one knows too much...
Steve: And he has a head start!