King Luca: Wait. Stealing from another department is not treason in KING LUCA's realm!
Steve: Gav isn't IN our realm. He's a barbarian horde, remember?

King Luca: That's not even a crime, actually...
Steve: That didn't happen until the NEXT DAY anyway.
Gav: HEY! Who's narrating here?
King Luca: In fact, dont' we award grants for that?

Gav: WAIT! what WOULD constitute treason in your realm, Luca?
King Luca: The only one I can ever remember is the one about not addressing me as "King" Luca, but it's not heavily enforced.