Friday, January 5, 2001
* * * WISH FOR MY BOOK! (Nukees:d/dx), not selling at Plan 9! * * *
Copyright © 2001 Darren Bleuel
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[[King Luca and Suzy Gee in a supermarket. Suzy Gee looks into a shelf.]]
King Luca: Ah! No, Suzy Gee! Don't buy that! It's $2.50 a loaf! Last week's club card price was 63¢!
[[Suzy Gee holds a package of "Wünder Bread", King Luca has put his hand on her shoulder.]]
Suzy Gee: But don't you NEED bread?
King Luca: Get eggs instead! A dozen are $2.69, but eighteen cost only 30¢ more -- and they're "buy one, get one free!"
[[King Luca has headed off.]]
Suzy Gee: You can't eat three dozen --
King Luca [[from off-panel]]: Hey! One dollar off expired meat!!
[[Suzy Gee pushes the cart.]]
Suzy Gee [[thinking]]: For a man with an actual TREASURE ROOM in his apartment ...