Gav: What were you trying to build, Teri? A giant robot chicken?
Teri: I understand patronization, Meatware, but I am unaffected by it.

Gav: Then you understand my need to patronize this bar.
Teri: The talons between which you are wedged represent 3.7% of a velociraptor-based peripheral in progress. However, recent funding has proven inadequate.

Gav: Funding?
Teri: Internet ad rates aren't what they used to be.

Gav: I suppose you're blaming me for that, too?
Teri: If you had programmed me three months earlier, I could be destroying Tokyo by now.