[[Confused freshmen wondering where King Luca might be]]
In times of yore o'er the reactor core
The freshmen were deep in despair,
For good King Luca in his cape of fuscia
Disappeared to no one knew where

[[Gav noticing the vacant crown]]
The throne stood void until until Prince Gav deployed
His evil upon Nukeeland.
And filled the lull like an electron hole
In a K-shell valence band.

[[Gav frightening an innocent freshman]]
He made demands to obey his commands,
For madness that would overwhelm,
"Do my bidding by helping my ridding
The beast invading our realm."

[[Cecelia conducting a freshman choir]]
We ne'er saw beast and yet that was the least
Of our troubles in this dark time
True pain came care of a demonic young Sheriff
Who made us speak only in rhyme.