Gav: Hey, come to think of it, NO ONE on this dance floor is black... No Hispanics... No Asians...

Gav: Lordy, I haven't seen a club this white since the Simi Valley Kiwanis Pancake Breakfast!

Gav: How does this happen in a city like San Francisco? Is this even legal? They should bus people in from hipper nightclubs...

Short guy: Fight the power, Martin Luther Dancing Queen.
Gav: Hey, those cutesy sarcastic name insults are patented.